Stanley D. Currier Archive: Some Hillary Jokes

Hillary: "You promised that I would be President!"
Devil: "You promised that you had a soul."

Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?"
Bill: "You mean Hillary's also staying at this hotel????......<awkward>...Say, there's $350 bucks in it for you if you don't tell her about my little friend here."

Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?"
Bill: "No thanks. Hillary just had a shot of Diazepam and she should be able to make it up there all by herself once she stops shaking."

Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?"
Bill: "That's not a bag, that's my wi.....uh, on second thought, you might have to - she just collapsed again."

Hillary is truly an inspiration to all young women everywhere.  She showed them that if you work really hard at an elite school, get admitted to one of the best universities and graduate at the top of your class from Yale Law School, then you can marry a really powerful man, ride his coattails and eventually get a job as a secretary.  You go girl!

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