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"You've reached 911. Para inglés marque el uno." "1" "Please listen carefully, as our menu options have recently changed: To report a microaggression, press 1; To report a suspected noose sighting or other hate crime, press 2; To report systemic transphobia or misogyny, press 3; To report a violent crime in progress, press 4..." "4" "Thank you for your call. We are experiencing an unusually high call volume. There are four customers ahead of you. Please stay on the line and the next available 911 customer service representative will be with you shortly." "♫..♪....♫♫♫....♫..." (blip) "♫..♪....♫♫♫....♫..." (blip) "♫..♪....♫♫♫....♫..." (blip) "♫..♪....♫♫♫....♫..." (blip) "♫..♪....♫♫♫....♫..." "Hello, this call is being monitored for quality assurance. How may I direct your call?" "Help! I am being chased by a man with a knife..." "OK, you are being transferre