Stanley D. Currier Archive: Questions for Comrade Bernie

• Comrade Bernie, will the breadlines be gluten-free when you become President?

• Comrade Bernie, will the reeducation camps have zip lines when you become President?

• Comrade Bernie, will we all live in houses like yours, or will you live in a house like ours when you become President?

• Comrade Bernie, will our deodorant option be roll-on, spray or stick when you become President?

• Comrade Bernie, will the tuition-free colleges offer majors other than gender studies when you become President?