Hillary: "You promised that I would be President!" Devil: "You promised that you had a soul." Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?" Bill: "You mean Hillary's also staying at this hotel????......<awkward>...Say, there's $350 bucks in it for you if you don't tell her about my little friend here." Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?" Bill: "No thanks. Hillary just had a shot of Diazepam and she should be able to make it up there all by herself once she stops shaking." Bellboy: "Would you like me to carry your bag up to your room, Mr. Clinton?" Bill: "That's not a bag, that's my wi.....uh, on second thought, you might have to - she just collapsed again." Hillary is truly an inspiration to all young women everywhere.  She showed them that if you work really hard at an elite school, get ...